Veteran of the Bullshit Wars™ Unisex Muscle Shirt

Official hot-weather apparel for experienced operators.

Awarded for distinguished service in:

• Family campaigns
• Workplace operations
• Situationship conflicts
• Committee warfare
• Repeated exposure to human nonsense

Field Assessment: Veterans eventually learn that conserving energy often produces better outcomes than deploying it. This lesson is rarely learned voluntarily. 🤣

Field Doctrine: Not every signal requires action. Not every opinion requires engagement. Not every battle deserves a response.

Hydrate.
Maintain QINTE.

Observe First.
Assume Last.
Stay Free.

— General Fiðrildi

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• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Relaxed fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Wide, low-cut armholes
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), SimverseOS and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at see EU representative information or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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