In this sharp, insightful, and often painfully funny exploration of modern intimacy, Atlas Scribe examines how relationships in the therapy age have evolved from instinctive human connection into carefully managed emotional systems. Blending cultural critique, nervous system science, and satire, Regulationships explores why so many couples feel like they’re running a relationship instead of living inside one.

We’ve escaped organized religion — only to invent better-marketed versions of it.

Now, we don’t kneel at altars. We subscribe.

In The Cult of Cultures, writer and satirist Atlas Scribe dissects the hidden belief systems of modern life — the ways we worship productivity, monetize connection, spiritualize narcissism, and outsource self-worth to our followers, our brands, and our relationships.